KIMONO DOG::

R1
When I bought this kimono for Mexico I sat in the store for a good 5 minutes convincing myself I would wear this in the fall because its just " soooo flowey and perfect". So this brings us to Reasons why not to wear a long kimono in the fall, in Colorado.

1. Everywhere you will go, because of the wind it will look like a cape. Your cute husband will make sure to let you know that all super Hero's with capes die... via The Incredible's...

2. Dracula the movie just hit theaters...

3. Your prized possession kimono will get stuck in the car door ... you will go to walk away and get pulled back. People will see. You will be embarrassed.Your husband won't unlock the car door to let you out.

4. You are out to dinner with friends... you get up to go to the bathroom and realized your chair is stuck on your kimono.. You ask your husband to help you but whisper something and just laugh... Your friends think you have to poop but your really just stuck in your chair... when you come back to the table things get REALL...